Despite all Logic

Last night I dreamed I went into the bathroom, picked up a lighter and my hairbrush and proceeded to burn the hair off on the side of my head. I then casually threw my remaining hair up into pigtails and exited the bathroom.

WTF? I casually exited the bathroom?

My subconscious apparently doesn’t know me at all.

Perhaps it has completely forgotten about the time that I accidentally shaved my eyebrow in half, resulting in a meltdown that involved about a hundred different eyeliner pencils and the contemplation of gluing dyed bits of cotton ball to my face to fill in the gaps. It wasn’t pretty.

Or maybe that time that I got overly ambitious and immediately regretful over some freakishly red lip stain. The more I tried to remove it, the worse it got. Things went from “Wow, that’s really red” to “Oh God, I look like the Joker after a couple dozen cherry Otter Pops” within seconds. Long story short, I ended up spending much of my afternoon that day, slathered in shame and ruby lips stain, scrubbing the epidermis off of my face.

It’s sad that it’s 8:30pm and I feel like it’s time to climb into bed and burrow under the covers until morning. The thought is tempting, but I know there’s other things I need to be doing, so here I am….blogging in a groggy haze.

So Angelica had some strange words for me tonight

I’m not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds bad.  I tried Googling it, but came up with nothing that my tired brain could make a joke out of. Any ideas?

We have a tree!! After being married for five years, this will be the first time we’ve actually really done Christmas. Launie has always had Christmas spirit, it’s me who cringes at holiday music and silly figurines of Santa. This year though, something has changed…and dare I say, I think I like it?

So happy for my sister; I know a little boy was the hope, but I think a little Nissa will be awesome J I don’t know if Nissa ever reads my blog, but if you do, I am so excited for you!!

In between scouring Pinterest for gift ideas and Christmas things, I managed to lose the last pound for my 5-pound goal for class. I’m finished early, but I plan to keep going.