So my dear
friend Michael finds a spider on his house today. To clarify, this wasn’t a
small spider. This wasn’t even a medium sized spider….
It. Was.
Huge.
So what does
Michael do?
Facebook.
I have this
gloriously funny mental image of you standing next to this behemoth of a
spider, texting and facebooking away.
Now imagine
a spider that big, chillin on your house…just waiting for that perfect
opportunity to be IN your house! Did you think you were going to cyber bully it
into leaving, Michael?
What if it
gets bigger?
What if has
millions of little spider babies and you try to go to your car….
I’m pretty
sure that spider classifies as large enough to call the fire department or
maybe the police? I’ve discovered in Spokane that they don’t do much
else….maybe they can come out and take care of that!
If all else
fails, you could consider moving….
I think a
spider of that size fully warrants this
Since you
haven’t done anything yet about this predicament, I hope you at least lock up
tonight and consider not leaving the house….
It’s waiting
for you….
Haha you are too funny Melynda. If it makes you feel better, I wasn't standing there Facebooking... I had to zoom in as best as I could from the distance I was at. I was too afraid to get close and have it attack me. I face booked it while in the car on my way to work! Plus tomorrow I'm going to kill it... burn it alive!
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